- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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