- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a skinny sumo wrestler

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

how do you win a game try your best

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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