- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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