Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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