- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

you see theres this guy.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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