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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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