- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Penis chickens

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

okay so theres this guy.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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