Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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