- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A muslim paints Mohammed

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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