- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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