What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Anti Joke

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