What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Caroline Kelly.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

9/11

hey hey apple

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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