- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Nero, sure you are okay?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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