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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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