- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

tim has no humor

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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