In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Women's rights.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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