Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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