- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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