How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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