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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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PENIS that is all

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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