- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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