- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Your life

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Justin Bieber

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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