Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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