What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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no rasist joks

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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