A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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