What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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