Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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