On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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