- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

mark is religion

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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