- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Women's rights.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

tim has no humor

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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