- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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