pauls tuck

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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