- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

4 hours later.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what is orange? an orange

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