Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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