What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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