- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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