What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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