- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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