- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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