- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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