Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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poopy is poopy

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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