- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

I have a really funny joke.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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