What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Homo say what?

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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