- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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