A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Ps. I am getting green thumbs, which is weird, I never even expected for anyone to even bother to read my fucking long comments,but then again... As my wife said, " I am not pissed at the fact that members of my movement dont depend too much of my advice in order to get along in life for nothing". True, while horsehead network might mock me, and my "blood family hate and/or fear me" It takes only a look into my wife`s eyes to feel like a God... All while I got many thousand members of Neronism worldwide waiting for me to cope with my past so they can worship me (which pisses me off, it was never my intention, I give them life advice on how to shape their own life, not on how to cling to me). Nero: Neronism, look it up, join me, stop looking for the answers in religion, but stand up for yourself and realize that there is no reason to wait for life after death, when we together, can create heaven on earth. Yes esteemed members, I am back on my feet, and I am wearing my ortopedic arm made of steel again, consider it symbolism. Its free btw, your money is worthless to me, if you choose to see life for what it is in the eyes of a true human being, then you on the other hand, are worth as much as I am... What I am worth is something I will leave up to your opinion, because sure as fuck if I dont consider myself better than people most already. Its time to push forward again, led by a fist of steel.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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