WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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a black man pays his child support

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's one plus one? two.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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