- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

96

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??