What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How high is the sky? True or False

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

thumb_up thumb_down -3

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I forgot what i was gonna say

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Frontbut-

thumb_up thumb_down -3

An man walks to a bra

thumb_up thumb_down -3

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops