What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Long joke Your such a downey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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