- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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