- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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