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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Roses are red Im adopted

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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