What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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