roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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