Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the new green? Green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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