- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Trump will make America great again.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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