- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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