A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Anti Joke

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