- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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