what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

HELLO EVERYONE

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

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