- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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