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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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