- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What is the name of the car? What

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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