- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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