How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What's one plus one? two.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

i dont care if you rate me or not

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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