a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

H o m o comes out as homo

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops