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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Immigration Laws

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

black chicken. kfc

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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