Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What is older than history?

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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