- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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