what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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knock knock Goodbye

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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