- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Your mother just died.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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