Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Sixty... eight

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Cancer

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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