- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

tim has no humor

Barack Obama

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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