Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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