- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Phew... it's gone.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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