- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

knock knock There's no door

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