Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

KOOKABURRA

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Sixty... eight

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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