- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Women's rights

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Jews

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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