- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Hail Hitler

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

I work at jcpenny

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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