- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Your sex life.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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