- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

knock knock who's there? hope

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What black and has children A black man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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