What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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i hate non minorities!

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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