- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

I was watching Fox news.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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