- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Cancer

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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