- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Jews

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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