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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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