- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

identical jokes get different votes.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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