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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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