- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Dumbledore dies.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Knock Knock. Not home.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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