A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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