Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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