What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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