What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Chick Norris... Enough said

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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