Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

knock knock!? . . No.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

this website is a bad joke

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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