Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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