A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

salad days!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The Princess is in another castle

thumb_up thumb_down -4

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops