How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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