- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

my mind's eye?

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

united we sit, cause we're fat

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Turkeys are obese

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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