Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Yellow People !!

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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