Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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