A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Fine, ladies first.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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read me write me

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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