How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Sixty... eight

PIED NINNY!

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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