- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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