- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Get up Look in the mirror

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Yellow People !!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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