- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

So FDR walks into a bar.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

osama bin laden is dead

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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