- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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