Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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