- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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