- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

That is so fetch

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

360 NO SCOPE

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

get in the car.

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