- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Women's rights

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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