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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Roses are red, yup.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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