- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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