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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

FUCK THE JEWS

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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