What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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