why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Katy Perry

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

quantum physics?

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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