How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

chinga tue madre Ryan

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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