- Anti Joke

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!