What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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