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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Stop procrastinating.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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