nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Justin with a hat.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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