Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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