Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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