- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

women's rights

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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