- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Politics

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Manchester City

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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