here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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