If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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