- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

A chicken walked into the bar...

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Me

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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