I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What hurts like hell? HELL

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

I need to start studying.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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