- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Justin Bieber.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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