- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Ready for something funny? nothing

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

A man penetrates another man.

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