- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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whats 7+4? 74

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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