- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

who is not good looking? mon morello

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

whats black and strange a paki

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Feminism.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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