Justin Bieber.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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