What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

PENIS lol

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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