- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Vaginal secretions

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Cancer.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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